Foggy's application

[foggy]

Wow, with all these oldfags returning from their graves i decided that i'd take my chance in becoming a good, just, kind and trustworthy administrator of the beloved BG open mode server. Alright, where do i start? My game experience is vast and i really should be preparing now for an exam that is tomorrow. I am gonna fuck over, yes it's this bad. I haven't even opened the book yet. 220 pages of bullshit i can't stand. Why did i even pick this university? What was i thinking? And what am i gonna do when this is over? Work as an English teacher? In a school? I tried that shit and it isn't good. Kids are so disrespectful nowadays, taking everything you do for granted. You spent 4 hours preparing a "cool" lesson about Steam or paleontology, instead of going through boring exercises in a book? Oh guess what? You can fuck off, "cool teacher"! I'd rather browse in my phone or say a ridiculously bad and distasteful joke about someone's mom and have everyone laughing. Or i just stare into the wall drooling. Fuck kids, fuck everyone.
age:  22. No one showed up on my birthday. In fact, i didn't invite anyone. I spent it laming on the cultist server. Yes, that's sad, you may think. Well no, i had a 6 hour VPN war with Batman, that's what you call sad.
People who can vouch for me: my mother, she has always vouched for me
Reason for admin privileges: I want to feel empowered, i want to feel control over these pitiful people you call MBII community, these scruffy looking... failfucks!
No, this is not a suicide note
Yes, i did it just for lulz because i am bored and i should be preparing for my exam.
Gib admin please frend, gib admin now! gib

~The end~

[foggy]

Perfection! This is a pinnacle of admin application writing art, we decided to give you 4 admins on every BG server in existence.

[foggy]

I gladly accept and swear to carry my duty dutifully

[{BG}Dra-Gon's bones]

Jan 7, 2018 18:46:47 GMT foggy said:

I am gonna fuck over

Aren't you getting fucked over all the time? Like over a chair, over a public toilet seat, over a kitchen table, over a...

[Garth]

Ah yes i feel you foggy, so for that reason i will not only give you the main admin role, but also my position as triumvirat of BG, and my other smod amongs the EU server. I think you shall feel warmer with those.

[foggy]

i made it

[Garth]

Yes and you shall wear it publicly, congratulation again, Bravo !!